Monthly Archives: April 2014

Light Bright

Cookie Monster: What dat creepy shadow? Burglar? Bat? Satan? Me: It’s probably a light from my cell phone or alarm clock. Shut your eyes and go to sleep. CM: We...
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Cookie Monster: What dat? Me: It’s a freckle. CM: It cancer. Me: Shut up, I use sunscreen all the time. CM: Internet say sunscreen actually cause cancer now, not prevent. Me: FINE, I...
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Pizza Time

Meat sack walks to the kitchen. Cookie Monster: I hungry, it snacky time. Why kitchen so messy? Why everything in the fridge orange? Me: You made me do it! You...
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