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HorrorScopes: July 22-28

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Just when you think your day is going a-ok, you will have a major wardrobe malfunction. I'm looking forward to seeing the TwitPics.
Taurus (April 20-May...
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HorrorScopes: July 15-21

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Your plan for world domination needs to include a better healthcare option. Dictatorship-schmatership - I want full dental.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
The fact that your up...
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HorrorScopes: July 1-7

Aries (March 21-April 19)
You will spend most of the weekend drunk, surrounded by sweaty people, or vomiting. Likely, it will be all three.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You will only...
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HorrorScopes: June 24-30

Aries (March 21-April 19)
The rising price of beer & pizza is making you question your career choice.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Nothing quite like sitting in the dark with strangers...
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HorrorScopes: June 17-23

Aries (March 21-April 19)
You control your destiny, so you're the only one that can truly predict your own future (besides the crazy guy in the alley. He's psychic).
Taurus...
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HorrorScopes: June 10-16

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Throw out those old chipped Teflon pans. They are going to give you cancer. Doesn't your life sucks enough already?
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
It's time...
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HorrorScopes: June 3-9

Aries (March 21-April 19)
The mosquitoes in your neighborhood are planning an all-out attack on your left ankle, right arm, and both buttcheeks.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
It's time to stop...
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HorrorScopes: May 20-26

Aries (March 21-April 19)
You will discover that the most reliable channels for news are channels intended for comedy and vice versa.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
All those "healthy" and "low...
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