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Light Bright

Cookie Monster: What dat creepy shadow? Burglar? Bat? Satan? Me: It’s probably a light from my cell phone or alarm clock. Shut your eyes and go to sleep. CM: We...
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Freckle

Cookie Monster: What dat? Me: It’s a freckle. CM: It cancer. Me: Shut up, I use sunscreen all the time. CM: Internet say sunscreen actually cause cancer now, not prevent. Me: FINE, I...
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Pizza Time

Meat sack walks to the kitchen. Cookie Monster: I hungry, it snacky time. Why kitchen so messy? Why everything in the fridge orange? Me: You made me do it! You...
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Muppet Movie Time

Cookie Monster: Ahem. Me: What? Cookie: Why we not see new Muppets movie yet? It out several days. Me: I know, I’ve been avoiding all Facebook conversations and news articles because...
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Snacky Time

Cookie Monster: I hungry, it snacky time. Me: Ok, remember, only healthy stuff. CM: Ok, ok. Meat sack walks to the fridge. CM: Ug, carrots. Me: They’re baby carrots! You LIKE baby carrots. CM:...
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Glee vs. Tina Fey

Cookie Monster: Good job, we work off 300 calories walking. Why we watch “Glee” while we do it, me not know. Me: I literally watch hundreds of independent films...
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