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Category Archive for "HorrorScopes" | Cinevore Studios

Category Archives: HorrorScopes

Weekly Horrorscopes (Horoscopes) are a bit snarky and twisted. Please don’t try this at home kids.

HorrorScopes: September 23-29

Aries (March 21-April 19)
You can expect a high-pressure day when you will be induced to express your deepest motivations [to murder everyone around you].
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You'll have...
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HorrorScopes: September 16-22

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Money will be coming to you soon. It will be leaving you sooner.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You'll find yourself surrounded by everyone you're avoiding and none...
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HorrorScopes: August 19-25

Aries (March 21-April 19)
You'll want a gadget that you really don't need any definitely can't afford. You'll probably buy it on credit because you're a sucker.
Taurus (April 20-May...
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HorrorScopes: August 12-18

Aries (March 21-April 19)
You assume that you have magical powers, but you're just having mild hallucinations due to tainted off-brand snack foods.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You will attempt to...
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